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clunk0r job

A low-paying, low-responsibility job that you hate and dread waking up in the morning to do. Usually grunt work that requires brawn instead of brain and usually puts you working in the company of crack heads and other lowlifes struggling to make enough money to feed their malnourished children and purchase more drugs.
I got another clunk0r job digging holes and cleaning out sewage pipes through my temp agency again.

Dave's clunk0r job of the day is licking stamps and envelopes. He's 50 and has to feed four children too.

Jim had to do more toilet paper sample tests on bums' assholes in alleys around town.
by Smu Johnson January 9, 2009
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glen job

the act of turning a profitable job into a total cluster f.
forgetting to tighten the wheels on that car really turned it into a glen job.
by fatkidnpgulf March 26, 2009
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belly-job

A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.
Man, that belly-job she gave me was off the hook! *Smiles with splooge on upper lip*
by iamthehulk December 12, 2010
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Alaskin Paint Job

After a stripper is done dancing for the patron a skid mark is left on the patron.
My new pair of jeans received an alaskin paint job last night.
by NY Tripod May 14, 2011
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Notional Hand Job

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."
by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011
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job

I don't have a job, so I go to the nearest shopping center and freeload off of people
by 3plus3equal6 February 24, 2008
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rim job

To cheaply improve the appearance of a car by installing fancy wheels
"Sten's car is looking good!"
"Not impressed -- it's just a rim job."
by fredje July 23, 2012
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