Fake Italian

A person of Italian heritage who doesn’t speak Italian, has never been to Italy, and gets their Italian culture from Goodfellas. A clown. Un cafone!

Jimmy has an Italian last name but he get his Italian from the sopranos. He’s a fake Italian!

by Crumbs Costanza August 24, 2020

Rubbin' on Italian leather

Jerking off a guido

Angela was at the shore last night and she was definitely rubbin' on Italian leather... all night.

by blainecherry April 2, 2009

say hello in italian

aka "bonjourno"
to perform cunnilingus
to go down on a girl

"Take off your pants. I'd like to say hello in italian."
"Then he said hello in italian to me, and I had 3 orgasms"

by max May 13, 2004

The Italian Stallion

When after sleeping with a girl, she passes out. The Italian Stallion is when the guy, still horny, jerks off on her sleeping and amazingly she stays asleep. Then in the morning, stain and all the guy mentions nothing. She's been hit by the Italian Stallion.

After leaving this guy's apartment, I noticed a stickiness on my cleavage. Crap, hit again by Luca the Italian Stallion.

by MDEChicago April 21, 2010

Incidental Italian Intrusion

Phrase coined in Buffalo, New York. Refers to the accidental anal penetration of a dago girl from Riverside, CA.

Mr. H slipped his member into the butthole of the young Italian dago, Miss P

oh dear that's the incidental Italian intrusion!

by budmcbudsinton October 4, 2009

National fuck your Italian Girl Day

On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.

Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.

by IHateIndianPpl223 November 12, 2019