Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020