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Indianapolis Colts

A shit excuse for a football team. They were once a great team that played in Memorial stadium in Baltimore, but they were traded to the owner of the Los Angeles Rams, a drunk that inherited millions from his family assets in order to buy a football team. His poor economic decisions and his lack of testicles were key forces in moving the Colts to Indianapolis, a small town in Indiana with no prior ties to football and no ties to anything worth notable at all. The team continued to suck so bad that they were given the first draft pick in 1998, picking future MVP quarterback Peyton Manning, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. Since then the team has gone to many Superbowls under Manning and it's fan base flourished, despite the rest of team lacking of any skill notable for professional football. They continue to exceed in the NFL, but are estimated to dissolve once Peyton Manning leaves his post to pursue becoming an announcer, probably for CBS.
In a survey in the New York Times, approximately 84% of all Colts fans are unable to locate the state of Indiana on a map of the United States.

The "great" city of Indianapolis sports many things other cities can't live up to, such as the Colts, the Daytona 500, and the Ku Klux Klan.

All Indianapolis Colts fans are white.
by BennyG93 January 26, 2010
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Indi

"Indi" is short for "independent".
Like Indie but with a dropped "e" (who needs that darn "e" anyways‽)
Melon Rusk was in his garage building an indi space programme all year, I could've

done that but I was too busy playing my cousin's indi game to build my own space program. They both work so hard! I wanna go to the indi film festival for inspiration, before I start my indi project!

Corporations & large groups aren't indi!!!
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! November 22, 2018
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indian feather

Man 1: Yo we saw you leaving with that bitch the other night.

Dyke: Yeah, did you smash?

Man 2: Nah she had an Indian Feather, probably finna get carpet burn.
by Wgfyb🌊 November 23, 2016
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Horny Indian Programmer

acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well.
I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004
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red indian

The act on banging a female while she is on her period and then promptly using her blood as war paint and running around the room in tribal dance
I gave the chick the best red indian last night.
by vangeel February 26, 2009
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indiana

Americas Largest Prison
Didn't Jim just go to visit his friend in Indiana?
by rhoar! July 7, 2003
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