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throwed hat

An above average hat that is worn to parties that makes the night so much better; exclusions to the rule include but are not limited to 59/50 hats, hats worn sideways, and any other hat that would tempt somebody to call you a douche or tool.
Dude, check out this hat I just bought, is it not a throwed hat!
by the Cadet August 25, 2010
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mr hat

a drug dealer working above the nickel and dime level, and typically keeps his buisness quiet.
Hey nigger, I got the bomb connect...

"Who?"

Well, let's just say his name is Mr Hat, he prefers to stay annonomous.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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gnome hat

The chip of shit left on a man's penius head after fucking a chick in the ass
I showed the bitch the gnome hat she left on me
by Chris167167 October 30, 2007
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Ass Hat

A person you would like to forcibly stick on a hat rack so they can do no further harm to themselves or others. Depending on the degree of Ass Hat depends on whether you use lubricant first.
You would have to be a real ass hat to pee into an electrical socket.
by madjazz May 18, 2005
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magic hat

sexual trick involving:
1 paper bag, 3 rubber bands,1 butane lighter, 2 ice cubes, and 1 dirty hippy chick. use sparingly.
DUDE! i through the magic hat on her! her scorched crotch is still bleeding!!!!
by Yuengling September 26, 2003
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white hat

A general name for wealthy males or the male children of the Nuevo riche. It is a country club reference (that is to say, it began by watching people in country clubs). It can be used to describe: frat boys, rich politicians, company owners who inherited their company or country club goers.
White hats make millions off the labor of the poor.
by YesYes October 23, 2006
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Top Hat

Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!
by Magic_Merle August 23, 2011
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