Italian Snowball fight

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.

Yesterday John helped me out. We took Jess out back and had an Italian snowball fight.

by Hydro jet August 10, 2025

Italian Hello

When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.

Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.

by Playertwo_002 November 14, 2018

Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.

Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler

by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025

Italian

Any one who has played at least 3 Mario games.

"Which Nintendo games have you played?"
'Oh, I'm Italian. I've played Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario Bros Wii, Mario Kart, Super Mario Party..'

by MrBadBan January 22, 2022

Italians

A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.

Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.

Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics

People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.

~Hispanic is not always the right answer~

by facewrinkles March 31, 2019

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red

My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes

by italian~ice March 1, 2023

italian quesadill

The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.

His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla

by Thatdogsface May 12, 2016