Hooker

The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

::phone rings::
Hey Hooker, what's up?

Not much Whore, wanna hang out?

by dragons_lament January 13, 2009

dirty pirate hooker

the name of a porno and used as describing a girl or boy who is a dirty pirate hooker. The word ooriginated in 6th grade during one of the schools field trips. (see betsy johnson)

dayum kirby is a dirty ass pirate hooker,
wat the hell that dirty pirate hooker gave me aids,
dude i just banged some dirty pirate hooker named kirby
dude drew just banged that dirty pirate hooker named kirby

by jeff sloane February 13, 2008

HOOTER

Synonym for Marijuana -- popular in the U.S. Midwest in the 1960s and '70s.

"I scored some righteous hooter in Ann Arbor last week."

by TooCoolToRule October 20, 2014

hoogerbooger

Same as "bogus", a term describing a state of discontent

O man, this job is hoogerbooger

by LordGnarStar April 17, 2008

Hooded Claw

A slang term for clitoris.

I spread open her legs and lapped over

her hooded claw with my tongue.

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Hooder

Super hood

I’m way hooder than you are !

by Jeandabean May 15, 2019