HIMPES

Himpes

(noun)
Pronounced: HIM-peez
A joking remix of the word herpes, but flipped to HIM — meaning whatever a man caught, he definitely didn’t get it from a woman. Used when a woman wants to make it clear: “That came from him, not me.” Himpes = man-on-man business, his situation, not hers.

“I don’t know who he trying to blame, but that ain’t herpes — that’s himpes. He got that from him, not me.”

by AnnaNickolette December 11, 2025

off hope

slight hope.

I went to her house in the off hope of meeting her.

by uttam maharjan July 27, 2011

Filter hope

The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.

A: Didn't you already email her?

B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.

A: That's a filter hope, B.

by subsubsublibrarian October 8, 2011

Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

The Hope

Homeless shelter in Canton Ohio. Has the same flow of people coming in and getting thrown out repeatedly. Virtually useless establishment run by corrupt douche bags. Every once in a while there's a fight and once some guy got knifed. Word of advice: Shower sandals.

Yo. I'm gonna go live at the Hope. Pretty sure I can get back in.

by FoxConnor77 July 8, 2016

passive-hopeful

When someone says something that could be interpreted as passive-aggressive, but it's not very aggressive and more just passively hopeful => passive-hopeful.

"Well I don't have a car so that wouldn't work. If someone with a car were to go though, I'd definitely tag along!"
"Wow, so passive-aggressive."
"Nah, just passive-hopeful!"

by ProfessionalNoiteka May 24, 2016