The Human Swing is created when one person puts their feet in one swing, lays their upper body across another swing, and another person sits on them and begins to swing.
Example 1: Oh man, my armpits hurt from human swinging!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
Example 2: Human swinging is like the funnest thing ever!!!
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When one person inserts a funnel into another person's anus and then farts into it, thus filling the person's rectum with fart, as a butane filler would fill a lighter with butane.
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That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
That guy has to eat his own poop cause he's a human rolly poly.
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Get the Human Puzzle mug.1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.
2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.
3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.
3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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