ho hose

A pantyhose of the "slutty" nature. Generally worn by women with an agenda.

Linda is certain to close that deal; she's got her ho hose on.

by 1Elvis January 12, 2009

manty hose

Cyclist specific leg warmers

My manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.

by Dr. Codfish December 16, 2009

Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

The Fire-Hose

When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.

My girl is still mad at me for doing The Fire-Hose last Saturday night.

by how to basic-bitch March 1, 2019

Children’s Hospital

A place in which billy goes to moleste kids

“Billy are you a virgin?”
“Not if the kids from the children’s hospital count”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

gen z hospital

an absolutely horrid skit on saturday night live where elon musk and a few others make themselves look like morons trying to sound like gen z-ers

you: yo have you seen gen z hospital

friend: no whats that
you: *sends the link*

by hiimstupid12 May 9, 2021