harness cock

Harness cock is when you wear tight pants or a harness and your cock bulges like no other

"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."

"Ethan what is up with your dick?"
"Sorry man i have a bad case of harness cock."

by troutman55 March 5, 2015

Honey Crisp

Visible dried pee at the mouth of a vagina

There was a lil' honey crisp, but Vren still went down on her

by Honey Crisper July 11, 2016

Holneider

The Holneider dynasty will conquer the world 'cause they have power, money and they are badass af. If you see them, trust me, you better run.

The Holneider's were coming and scared the hell out of everyone.

"Don't fu*k with them" -Chuck Norris.

by King Holneider VI August 18, 2016

Honey Purr

An Australian queef.

Shelia let her honey purr alllllll night long.

by Powlie January 5, 2017

Honey-Midterm Phase

The time between when you take a midterm and get it back. It is defined by feelings of ecstatic happiness and self-praise: "That wasn't so hard" and "I think I did really well on that". Time period can is typically between a couple days to a week, but can last months if your professor is lazy and disorganized. Preceded by Seasonal Midterm Disorder and succeed by Depression upon seeing your score.

"Hows your week been?"

"Great, I took at midterm on Monday and have been in the Honey-Midterm Phase all week!"
"Oh look scores just came out"
"Fuck"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017

honetsly

fuck you

I'm not sure what I'm arguing anymore honetsly

by honetslyneko November 18, 2017