hardcore pussyfuck

Basically a word for slamming your penis into a woman's vagina with great force.

"That was a real hardcore pussyfuck, mate."

by AreetLadHow'sYe May 5, 2014

Emotional Hard-on

It's like getting excited without the hard-on.

I get an emotional hard-on whenever I hear the Rocky theme song.

by billsmashole September 30, 2009

Dead Hard

To dead hard past the killer but fail 99% of the time and just end up on the ground exhausted.

"Just dead hard better" - Ruby

I dead harded past my divorce but now my wife is calling the IRS for my tax fraud.

Thomas said "just dead hard hard through the killer" and so I ended up on the floor.

by flyingpepegaweevil July 24, 2021

Fart on my hard on

An expression of shock or suprise similar to "shit on my dick"; Pootin' on a pecker

Brennon: I just found out I got AIDS

Ryan: Well fart on my hard on! that sucks for you!

by Frankie Puscher December 18, 2012

laughing hella hard

When you laugh 'till your sides feel like they're taking a massive shit that's ripping their little assholes.

Yo, I was laughing hella hard when Santa asked her if she wanted a toaster for Christmas.

by M00die November 19, 2013

hard-on for

To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.

God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.

That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.

by dockrrrk October 19, 2012