Gainesville, FL

Also known as Hell. A mediocre place to come for four years to get an education, yet a horrific place to subject your children to grow up in. Full of pretentious hipsters and yuppies, everything is driven by money and trends, and you are judged at every opportunity, though the judges are too good of people to really pass judgment. The term ACR has been coined to describe lifelong residents born in the mother county, Alachua, and most are miserable until they escape it's clutches. This term does not refer solely to rednecks and Wal-Mart shoppers with four teeth.

Gainesville is also home to the Florida Gators, the college football team with the most ridiculously deluded fan base anywhere. When they win, everyone shoves it in your face (even if you're not of the opposing team), yet when they lose, they act like the game didn't even happen instead of gracefully acknowledging defeat. Gainesville is one of the main producers of Football Haters in the world because of this, far surpassing Europe.

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, I grew up in Hell.

Friend: You mean Gainesville, FL, right?

Soon-to-be Suicidee: Yeah, that's what I said, Hell.

by Greene Team July 25, 2011

give me your mom's credit card number

How to epically troll any kid 360 no-scope mic up kid gg ez w

scammer Hey kid, give me your mom's credit card number

kid Ok!
scammer thanks kid take this lollipop as a reward
kid Thanks Mr!
scammer wtf

by Mr Skill Issue December 17, 2021

give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

by AgentWar May 15, 2006

Gaiger

(Noun) Latin Origin
Excessive gagging due to deep throat. It can also be stimulated through the aroma of a smeggy falas.

Aidan: 'She Gaiger'd so hard last night whilst i was pounding her mouth.'
Matt: Playaaaaaaa

by Don Don Donny October 27, 2010

give hell

peppering soldiers with bullets, fast n furious - or if not in a war zone give its your best shot without ammo

'give them hell !' this is it..

by jenni March 18, 2004

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008