girlfriend drawer

A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.
I put a bar of chocolate in the girlfriend drawer for when she wants a midnight snack.
by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024
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a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 16, 2019
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phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D November 23, 2015
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February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

Oh fuck” (friend 2)
by Hfbdnsne February 04, 2024
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Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.
Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”
by Jimmy knows November 03, 2020
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May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022
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Stamms girlfriend

Rumor has it she was last found at amicci snorting pad thai
Stamms girlfriend uses pad Thai to lure children into her van
by Pad Thai November 03, 2021
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