Straight Fucking Water 

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

Straight Fucking Water by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

fucking metal 

Incredibly hardcore. Used to describe very obscene events, usually containing gore and death.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the new Saw movie? That shit was fucking metal.

fucking metal by GregJennings December 3, 2010

Keep fucking that chicken 

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)

News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."

Keep fucking that chicken by Karl721 September 18, 2009

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Fucking Rights

1. An exclamation of delight

2. Being in agreement with someone else's happy news

(Have heard it used in Canada, not sure about elsewhere)

1. "Ooooh I just won 500 bucks in the lottery...fucking rights!"

2. "hey, I just won the lottery."
--"oh Fuking RIghts man..."

Fucking Rights by Steven April 13, 2005

fucking love 

Don't fucking understand.

I fucking love science!

fucking love by Thyme9 September 5, 2013

FUCKING THING SUCKS 

when someone posts an article about (x) doing (x)that is not welcomed by the majority of forum users. The phrase can be spiced by adding: "FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
Taken from Bill O'Reilly's Inside Edition meltdown.

Ex. 1:
A digg user has just posted an article about Rush Limbaugh doing (x).

Digg user's reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS"

Ex. 2:
A digg user has just posted an article about Hillary Clinton doing (x).
Reply: "FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
Reply to reply: "FUCK IT WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"

FUCKING THING SUCKS by Allynd Dudnikov May 18, 2008