freshmanphobic

hating freshmen

Marino had decided he is freshmanphobic.

by sophsop September 20, 2019

Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

Fresh Gear

The term Fresh Gear is most commonly used by Australia’s delinquents or Eshays. The Eshay culture enjoys high quality street wear calling there fit Fresh Gear usually acquired after staunching a random cunt for his gear at your local skato or train station

Eshay 1: “Oi Damo just staunched this seedy fucker for his white tns at the skato aye”

Eshay 2: “That’s some mad fresh gear lad”

by CumGuzzler2019 December 16, 2019

Fresher spread

Three meanings all used interchangeably:

1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread

2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves

3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’

Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.

Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.

by Royal exchange April 22, 2020

Freshman English I

A college level English class that teaches you rhetoric. Syntax means a lot in the class.

The reading list includes:
- Maze Runner

- All Quiet on the Western Front
- A Tale of Two Cities
- East of Eden
- and more
Most majors require two semesters of English

The final exam for Freshman English I including a rhetorical analysis on a speech from the cold war.

by Tyler2003 June 24, 2020

Fresh water fish

A fish that does not have the balls to live in the ocean with the cooler fish

“Your such a fresh water fish!”

by Eden boyce August 7, 2020

Fresh

Fresh is directly from the barbershop, or just out of the shower, clean & lookin’ good.

Caleb looked so fresh the first day of school.

by Deanjp2128 September 13, 2020