fortballs

Fortballs, also called sussy bakas, is when your addiction to fortnite balls gets too high.

I can't believe I fortballs.

by TheDefinierFort September 17, 2021

footbastard

A class of objects extremely painful to step on accidentally.

The deer antler dog-chew is a first order footbastard. The lego brick is a footbastard. The UK mains plug is a footbastard.

by andwhynot November 21, 2021

foootball

its is the foot and ball and i mean foootba for bowel and rough the ynow what im sayin

i the foootball

by glorbglorblson February 24, 2022

Footpalm

The palm of the foot

Bizzle: "I kicked the ball with my, there is no other way to put it, my footpalm"

by Søren Pind March 21, 2022

footblowjob

When you get a blowjob at an Asian foot massage parlor.

As soon as your healed up, we're going out for footblowjobs.

by Jayspicious December 2, 2022

Footbait

When a girl “accidentally” shows her feet on purpose in a post that has nothing to do with feet.

This also applies offline; like when she randomly slips off her shoes and socks in mixed company for no practical reason. Especially when males who aren’t her boyfriend are around.

Public Verdict:
Any girl guilty of footbait deserves the online death sentence of shame: branded desperate, thirsty for fetish clicks, and forever known as a toe-marketer posing as a lifestyle blogger.

The Cure:
Always comment: “let me accidentally show my feet on purpose.” This should be practiced relentlessly to shame the culprit until she ceases and desists.

She uploaded a ‘study update’ but the textbook was cropped out while her toes got the spotlight. Footbait.

She posted a ‘casual dinner pic’ but framed it so her toes were the main course. Footbait.

- I can't keep my eyes off Jessica's feet dude.
- Don't encourage her man, she is footbaiting.

by Putyoursocksonthot September 4, 2025