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A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
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