Footing your mouth

Putting your foot in your mouth, partially or as a whole.

I: What’s that in your mouth
C: My foot
I: Did you just fist your mouth
I: Oh no, you footing your mouth

by IXKD December 19, 2020

Zandayyy Foot massage

In which, a child unleashes karate chops to your toes and ankle and then proceeds to suck them, The child is also known for selling feet pics

EG: Crafting Vegeto Feet pics

Give me the Zandayyy Foot massage Please

The Zandayyy Special gave Cam a boner

by ChazzaLovesSalt February 28, 2020

Millennial foot nap

When you use your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you’re there so long your elbows make your feet fall asleep.

Man, I was procrastinating going back to work in the bathroom and gave myself a millennial foot nap.

by RedViperBrando December 21, 2018

Itchy Foot

When a guy is in the company of a Hot Babe and gets a hard on. All he wants to go is get his little man out and give her some but cannot. Thus he has an Itchy Foot and can openly say this to the Hot Babe without getting a palm to the face.

Hot Babe: Why do you keep on twitching?
Guy: Oh, I just have an Itchy Foot ;)

by Rawrton July 30, 2010

double foot job

A simultaneous foot job performed by people sitting across from each other using external stimulation of the gen A tay LEE UH.

I walked in and they were double foot jobbing one another...I had to make a break for it.

by Big_Ley November 1, 2011

five foot three

the worst height to have. not quite petite, not quite average. people with this height often find themselves wearing heals or hemming their clothing.

Did you see that five foot three wandering around in the juniors department. Sad...sad.

by the short one777 April 24, 2009

foot cannon

refers to your foot when kicking someone way from you on the couch whether it be a household pet or a person.

- John used his foot cannon to push his sister from the couch; She was way too close.

by Hawkclan32 October 21, 2013