cake faced whore

a girl who wears way too much make up, and acts like a complete whore to everyone around her
she's a super bitch, and wonders why no one really likes her and just wants to have sex with her

Michelle is such a cake faced whore. No wonder her boyfriend dumped her at the party

by jamezors October 28, 2007

Raisin Factory

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.

"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"

by MagickDio March 14, 2010

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

got face on

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)

"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"

by Letskiosk January 25, 2014

Bad Poetry Face

The slim shrug of the lips you make, kind of like an "all righty" in the country manner, whilst nodding your head, when you're hearing really bad poetry. As if you've got to pass gas. As if you've got a pitcher of beer in your bladder and the moron poet keeps on reading. You share this look with a friend, who is also making the bad poetry face. This poetry sucks ass. The poet sucks ass. He is a "sucker butthole."

I went to the reading and just a few minutes after it started, I was already making the bad poetry face. Ugh. That dude sucked. What was his name? It rhymes with Bony Toadland. Tony Toadland? Bony Hoagland? I can't remember, but one thing is sure, his spineless, p.c. poetry sucks ass, and you, too, will make the bad poetry face -- if you really think about it -- after he starts reading.

by MaryRoofle September 20, 2005

fuck it factor

Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.

During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.

by officemonkey 1840976 October 29, 2009

Ghost of Facebook Past

n. a phenomenon that has cropped up recently due to the prevalence of social networking sites including, but not limited to, Facebook. The Ghost of Facebook Past is the collection of all the remnants of your past self that show in your Facebook profile, whether it be music you've since moved on from, shows you used to like but now hate, people you used to know, anything like that.

Results from the nature of people to move in and out of interests in a fluid manner, while the information on Facebook and other sites will not change unless you alter it.

Joe: Uh, Chad, your Facebook page says you like Power Rangers.

Chad: Nah, not since junior high. It's just the Ghost of Facebook Past.

by Stan the Woz December 5, 2011