deucer

a DUI/DWI. comes from police code for drunk driving which is a 502 (deuce coming from the 2 on the end of 502).

dude i got a deucer last night and im getting my license suspended. this sucks.

by Mrs. S. June 2, 2007

deuce

An act of immense aiming ability while giving a facial. The donor is not satisfied just to coat face of recipient, but also looks to fill not one, but both nostrils.

The old lady couldnt help but admire my talents after I pulled off the deuce.

by SL2000 October 12, 2008

Deuce

When someone gets superr (mega) drunk!

I Got MEGA DEUCED Last night!!!

by CrzyChicky January 25, 2009

deuce it out

To double something, a common phrase among guys who are complete tools.

Hey man I'll take a bud light lime, actually my friend just got here could you "deuce it out" for me brah?

by ptk310 July 21, 2009

A deuce

In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.

"Man that blonde is a deuce"

Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!

by R-G December 7, 2006

deuce deuce

A deuce-deuce is flipping the bird in both hands (second finger)

The silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce
Little did he know, I had a loaded 12 gauge.

by Lone Lobo October 5, 2005