The dirty lumber jack

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 July 27, 2016

dirty noodle juice

Water that is used as broth after boiling ramen noodles. The water after boiling the noodles becomes discolored and cloudy.

Boy: "The broth from this ramen is delicious!"
Girl: "You won't catch me drinking that dirty noodle juice."

by Foxy5595 December 9, 2018

dirty mary jo

When you get drunk taking a pee and fall in the bathtub.

My girlfriend got so drunk she pulled a dirty Mary Jo.

by whitejoker707 June 14, 2020

dirty uncle jay

A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump

Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.

by Penis envy 93 July 4, 2020

Dirty Mary Jo

When you get really drunk at a family outing and decided to take your date into a camper to shag where the rest of your dates family is sleeping. All while gently rocking them to sleep and moaning “Baby.”

She had two drinks, took a lithium, and pulled a Dirty Mary Jo.

by anonymous September 20, 2020