Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy December 9, 2008

Dude's Decalogue

Another name for the Bro-Code, the first 10 sacred commandments of laws which govern all Dude/Bro interaction.

Bro 1: Dude you totally ditched me for your girlfriend.

Bro 2: Whatever man.

Bro Lawyer: Bro 1, you are hereby charged under violation of Article 1 of the Dude's Decalogue: Bros before Hoes

by Eagle Claw - OPS Director August 26, 2009

sprung a deal

creating a deal and then announcing them through multiple channels i.e. fan pages, tweets, emails.

The store owner sprung a deal through Facebook and Twitter

by beechnutusa October 19, 2010

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

tip the dealer

"Tipping the dealer" is a euphemism for digital anal manipulation performed during oral sex. The partner receiving the oral sex might say "don't forget to tip your dealer," possibly accompanied by a hand gesture consisting of a finger (or two, or whatever you're into), raised to the sky, going up and down a few times.

"Damn, girl.. damn... don't forget to tip the dealer."

or

"I sucked his dick, and I still didn't get the job."
"You didn't tip the dealer, did you?"
"No."
"There you go."

by wilhelmscissors December 28, 2013

one-man deal

a woman who is in a fbltr relationship with one, and only one, man.

a one-man deal type of woman is better than a cl fuck bunny

by Sexydimma July 27, 2014