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Donald

A insensitive, delusional, creepy, sex deprived, ugly bald rat looking freak of nature. The kind of guy that, even though is married, will grab the ass of a girl young enough to be his daughter, try to get her to sleep with him, excuse being his wife is"disabled" all the while claiming that he loves his wife and bitches about how disrespectful people are. If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. The kind of guy you want to dress in full KKK robes, including hood, and send to Ferguson. This is the kind of "man" that you want to take out to the desert, beat him with a 2x4 full of rusty nails and leave for the coyotes except you wouldn't want to kill the coyotes with his putrid disease infested flesh
Guy : You make my dick jump, you give me a hard on
Girl: STFU don't be such a Donald
by pfuzzy13 February 3, 2015
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Donald J. Trump

The embodiment of everything that has gone wrong with America, concentrated into one individual through black magic and blood sacrifice, with the hopes that this ritual would cleanse the United States.

A similar ritual was successfully preformed in Canada, using Justin Bieber as the vessel for their collective sin.

At the time of writing of this definition, it is still yet to be seen if this will be an effective solution for the United States.
The American people view Donald J. Trump in much the same way that Canadians regard Justin Bieber.
by twitchcool69 June 20, 2020
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Dirty Donald

When you sneek up behind someone and rip a nasty, stinky, crunchy, wet fart on their back, leaving a streak of mud-butt.
Damn that was a Dirty Donald if I"ve ever seen one...wipe that off your back!!
by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009
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Donald J. Trump

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Donald J. Trump

by twitchcool69 June 22, 2020
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Donald Trump Dump

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.
Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!
by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010
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