Dildo

Things that enhance your gaming ability and go over your controllers thumbstick

Rage: “Ayo bro I lost my dildos i don’t think ima be able to shoot very well”

Kai: “Fuck bro you lost your dildos damn it’s Ight buy some new ones tomorrow”

by Jay….23 December 25, 2021

Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved

i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(

by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022

dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.

Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.

by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022

Dildo

Something your mom uses at night when their sleeping 💦🍆

Mom stop using your dildo🍆🍆🍆🍆

by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022

dildo

noun
noun: dildo; plural noun: dildos
1. an object, sometimes equipped with a vibration device, usually phallic in nature, used to provide sexual stimulation.

2. a city in Newfoundland, Canada.

3. a species of long, narrow cactus.

1. "she masturbated with a dildo."
2. "Hes been in Dildo."
3. "Look at all those dildos!"

by The Carolinian Linguist February 25, 2022

dildom

Someone who is a complete dickhead who is stupid, irritating, or a ridiculous person, particularly a male thou also can be used for females but changed to dildonna.

1) Don’t be a god damn dildom Ryan!
2) What a fucking dildom, didn’t his mother teach him better.

by Spastistic Neighbor March 6, 2022