Cyberholism

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.

1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

by PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ August 14, 2004

CyberGothic

An Gothic usually with bright/fluorescent colors on a black (or sometimes white) 'base' color.

They listen mainly to Industrial, EMB, SynthPop, FuturePop, DarkWave, Electro, among others ofcource.

There's a difference between a Cyber and a CyberGoth.
a Cyber is not a CyberGothic.

by DaxAra February 18, 2008

cyberbullying confusion

when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....

Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?

(other girl nods)

Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....

Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...

by Medusa Sphinx June 28, 2010

Cyberjocks

A LAN center in New York. The best of the best. With many events and prizes.

Go to their website "www.cyberjocks.com"

Are you a cyberjock?

by andrew braczynski January 29, 2005

Cybernation

A fun game that brings out the inner nerd in us all, however it is plauged by crooked moderators that feel as though 40,000 participants is a large number on the World-Wide-Web and so ban people from the site for ridiculous reasons including refering to the game as a "game" and for using smilies on the forums or fighting an alliance the moderators like.

Michael: Dude you check your cybernations yet?

Connor:Nah I got banned for signing on from a different IP address.

Michael:Did you send an appeal?

Connor: Yeah but it was improperly capitalized so I was denied.

Michael:Well at least you got your life back now.

by The Master Cooke October 6, 2010

cybernet

An intentional "misspelling" of "internet," as an alternative to the more popular "intarweb".

im lyk serfing teh cybernet, d00d.

by squarecircle September 11, 2008