Strangle couple

An old couple who tries to block progress by forcing their children to stick to tradition

My parents are a classic strangle couple; they threatened to write me out of the will if I become an environmentalist instead following my dad into the family business.

by wingit4me February 5, 2009

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009

Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.

Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.

by scamafia February 23, 2011

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen the 107 year old virgin who sneeks into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep and could probaly being curing cancer but insaid goes to High School over and over agian. He calls himself a vampire although he lives in a forest and doesnt eat people and he sparkles so hes is most likley a faerie.

Bitch dont need no Example to know Edward Cullen is a Faerie.

by Fruityxnarry August 27, 2013

twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.

I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.

by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

acoustic coupler

1) An old-fashioned telecommunications device that makes digitally-encoded sounds to be received and interpreted through a telephone handset. The acoustic coupler had two rubber cups that fitted the "mouthpiece" and "earpiece of an old-fashioned phone "receiver".

2) A person who makes a lot of noise during sex.

"My phone won't fit the rubber cups on this acoustic coupler"

"Britney had her boyfriend round overnight and I couldn't get to sleep. She's such an acoustic coupler"

by Terroin May 19, 2014