Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019

Biker coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up

I had my "Biker coffee" already, I'm rolling so hard.

by luciaaa116 February 15, 2018

Steaming cup of coffee

From a Bud Light commercial.

An appearance of being in early and late to leave work, by placing an object on your desk that makes it appear you are there.

For example, when you sneak out of work early, but leave your laptop on on your desk and overnight. It looks like you stayed late and were in meetings all day, and the following day you came in nice and early.

Golf at 3:30 on a Tuesday? My boss is been riding my ass all week, I'd better leave a steaming cup of coffee on my desk. I'll meet you guys at 3:15.

by jiggerbigger003 April 23, 2010

coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop

My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.

by hannatho November 16, 2013

coffee mug

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.

After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.

by Maranara September 9, 2008

Coffee County

A way boring place in Tennessee. The locals are very inbred, however, it is the place to go if you want to have a good time on Saturday night.

That girl from Coffee County did her brother, but she sure knows how to have fun!

by Aletris June 2, 2005