Springfield Deep Clean

When a man inserts Doritos into his cock and his bitch sucks the shit out

Man 1: Dude bruh my girl gave me the Springfield Deep Clean last night
Man 2: Dude bruh did it hurt?
Man 1: It felt like razor blades summoned by the elder Gods ripped through my urethra and into my cum slut’s tight lips, bro

by KingofWheat July 3, 2020

Oscar M:Clean Version

Oscar M is such a handsome young man, can get any girl he wants, so fine looking, good looking, gorgeous and pulchritudinous, all of his friends like him and is the smartest, he is so kittenish, coquettish.

God you're such and Oscar M:Clean Version, Boy replies: "thank you omg i feel so good and confident now"

by A Handsome Wise Man November 16, 2020

National bong cleaning day

On November 11th is national bong cleaning day.

Stoner 1 “Dude did you participate in national bong day? “
Stoner 2 “Yeh dude of course”

Stoner 1 “make sure you clean your bong for national bong cleaning day today.”

by SophKail October 13, 2021

Texas Pipe Cleanin'

When you blow into an old woman's vagina and dust comes out.

Ian gave Tammy a good ole' texas pipe cleanin'

by Indian Alladin January 1, 2022

pennsylvania pipe cleaner

the act of pouring rubbing alcohol down your own or someone else’s urethra

That guy was too freaky for me. He tried to get me to give him a pennsylvania pipe cleaner on the first date.

by G M0NEY January 16, 2022

Mr. Clean's Dirty Secret

He has a foreigner cleaning his house.

His smug smile and white eyebrows give it all away - Mr. Clean's dirty secret arrives every Tuesday and Saturday and cleans his house with Shamwow.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2019