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Cleveland Browns 

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
Cleveland Browns by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016

Cleaned her windows

I cleaned her windows last night
Cleaned her windows by Birchall February 9, 2017

Cleveland deeker 

A car full of chill people eating chill Swedish fish and talking about questionable sex acts
"Wow Gretchen that Cleveland deeker over there is so hot"

cleverdragon 

a kind of person you can never trust. he knows youre moves and how you will play them
watch out dont tell him anything he is a cleverdragon
cleverdragon by NotHolySkully March 19, 2017

Cleveland Nostril Bomb 

A Cleveland Nostril Bomb is comprised of several alcoholic beverages, and may take up to 30 minutes to complete. The person attempting a Cleveland Nostril Bomb will often times become more intoxicated as the challenge goes on.
1. A person will drink a mason jar of moonshine
2. The same person will eat 3 slices of cheese pizza
3. Eat an entire lemon, and wash it down with either hard iced tea or hard lemonade.
4. (This is where it gets it's name.) Drink two shots of Jack Daniels through their nose, this may be with a straw.
5. Have an associate or friend slap them across the face to congratulate them for completing a Cleveland Nostril Bomb.

The Cleveland Nostril Bomb may inflict serious injury on a person who attempts it.
"Aw man, my nose burns like hell and I'm hungover as shit. What the fuck did I do last night?"

"You did a whole Cleveland Nostril Bomb in 13 minutes, dude!"

"Fuck"