Chinee

(verb) To "Chinee" is to pull a move in public that is distinctly Chinese, such as parking poorly, driving through a red light, running away from a calm dog on a leash, spitting anywhere and everywhere, standing way too close to you in line.

while driving around looking for a parking spot, a person walks to their car and sits in it, but doesn't move the car and makes no motion signaling you that they plan to stay. You sit there patiently waiting for a while and still they do nothing. You then beep your horn, flip them off and say angrily to yourself in your car "don't Chinee! c'mon! gimme a sign, ya douche!!"

by fek666 October 2, 2008

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

fifth period chinese

When four or five guys team up on a single girl and sexually harass her until she begins to secretly cut the back of their scrotums until their testicles dangle out of the back of their pants

Hey, you wanna do me on a chinese bed
Not until fifth period chinese

by foooswagga February 9, 2010

Chinese Cheeks

When asian whore fucks your limp dick. She opens her legs like shes about to pee but her ching chong sucks onto your soft phallus and wiggles it.

Man: while on business in bangkok i was lost in pattaya when in a public urinal a prostitute forced her Chinese Cheeks on my cock.
Women: your kidding right?
Man: No. i didn't pay her.

by nun that October 25, 2009

Chinese fart

After a series of large scale fireworks have been lit up and presented, a rancid smell usually is the product of this entertainment due to the production of fireworks mainly in China. Therefore, it is called the Chinese fart.

Ugh, after the fireworks display there was a massive Chinese fart that everyone could sense.

by XXyeah_it's_meXX July 5, 2011

chinese gooseberry

A sexual act upon which a man shits, places a bit on his finger and rubs it on a woman's clitoris, whilst she screams.

I gave her a right good chinese gooseberry last night, she was screaming.

by bigazzamax December 19, 2011