chicago

An overrated rat hole of a city in the Midwest U.S., with buildings as overbearing as the people, annoying traffic jams, mediocre food, and a "same shit different block" nightlife. Terrible schools. Over-glorified sports teams. BAD SMELLS around town. Lots of racial tension due to the urban rednecks who inhabit 80% of the city. Lot's of crime all around town. Corrupt politicians, still to this day. A decent looking city wasted on fat pompous asses and wannabe toughguys, like most of those knobs who wrote the previous definitions.

Chicago is the New York of the Midwest, and that's not a good thing !

by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007

Chicago

The greatest city in the world. So beautiful and so awesome! the place that everyone secretly wants to run away to someday. but most importantly, it is the place where the greates band in the world came from

"we have to go to chicago, thats where fall out boy is from!"

"your going to chicago?! you cant go without me!"

by americasuitheart February 28, 2009

Chicago Ridge

The town that is split up its 4 sections. The Blacks, Polish, White Trash, and Arabs way in the corner. The Arab area is really scummy. The black area is just frighting.

Hey Szwagier, lets walk by the arab people and see the newspapers all over the area of Chicago Ridge.

Hey Joannamonana, see dat dood over der? Les harass him and get his baketbaul.

by Ex-Chicago Ridgite December 12, 2012

Chicago Carking

After a night of heavy drinking in Chicago, a passed-out girl is carried upstairs and subjected to unspeakable acts performed on her anus. The next morning she wakes up and can't remember anything, or has possibly suppressed all memories of the event. But the lingering pain and difficulty walking serve as reminders of the carking she received the previous night.

Honey, make sure you wash back there extra well and drink up. There's gonna be a whole lotta Chicago Carking going on tonight.

by XBSFL October 3, 2007

Chicago

Like a speck of gold in a muddy riverbed, Chicago is the pearl of an otherwise abysmal region known as “the Midwest.”

"I spent my first year of college in Chicago at DePaul University. I learned that they call it "the windy city" because it truly blows to live there."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

CHIA

it means here

hey come over chia

by ANG March 2, 2004

chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

by chodeiusmaximus October 18, 2008