Captain Red Beard

When a female is sitting on a bearded man's face and then all of sudden, her period starts and she says "aye aye Captain" as she bleeds into his beard.

Dude, I had her straddling over my head as I was eating her ass last night, then when she said "aye aye Captain" she bled all over me and I looked like Captain Red Beard afterwards.

by Djish91 November 27, 2016

ass captin

you are by far thay gayest creature to ever walk this earth and you to have your butt hole plessured

Julius is such a fucking ass captin

by Evand Holmes June 3, 2007

twerk team captain

A white chick that thinks she can twerk better than a black chick

Look at beth she thinks shes the twerk team captain "YOU WHITE"

by Asol April 17, 2014

cheerleading co-captain

girl who is second-best to the real cheerleading captain. usually follows the captain around, and tries to have a higher part in the squad(even though shes not much better than the rest of the team)
*but sometimes they can also be very good cheerleaders, just too wanna-bee or too much of a follower to be an actual captain.

Person 1- Are you the captain of the cheerleading squad?
Co-captain- no, im the cheerleading co-captain
person 1- oh.

by fdsljfhoewu October 28, 2009

Captain Balls

An internet hero.

Help! Captain Balls come save the day!

by Jack Batemaster January 7, 2004

liverpool captain

Theres only one sami hyypia dont matter what any one says he is the liverpool captain because ooooooooooooo sami sami sami sami sami sami hyypia

"That LIverpool captain is Big Sam Captain Man"

by Big John Rambo March 8, 2008

Captain Planet That Ho

When 5 men
for the (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart)
Gangbang One Chick...

gangsta 1: What's you do this weekend ?
gangsta 2: Called this bitch up and me an da boy's, we Captain Planet That Ho...

gangsta 1: Damn, can I git dat bitch's numba?

by Stephen God February 5, 2008