Grumpy Cannon

common term for a person who shows lots of anger/grumpiness. When you perceive an angry person complaining or ranting, usually "Grumpy Cannon" is said to annoy/aggrivate them.

The term comes from a Megaman type game, as the thought is that if you beat the commonly angry person, you will inherit their grumpy cannon.

"GRUMPY CANNON!" --Andrew

by Skylarke Van Holdzen February 4, 2005

Stuffed Cannoli

The act of inserting a females pussy lips into the urethra of a male.

Jon received a stuffed cannoli from stacy last night.

by gpmch November 8, 2011

handy cannon

A small wheeled cannon which, if properly maintained and armed with ammunition that isn't gammon, might be able to stop the monkey. Alternatively, surrounding the monkey with foxes or toilets will net you the prize of the voucher for 10p off sprouts (cash value 0.001 pence).

yes I can with my handy cannon... oh dick sprouts!

by dav0rd May 24, 2005

cannonball rally

When you're at a pool with a bunch of people, someone might yell out "cannonball rally!" and everyone jumps off the diving board as fast as they can doing cannonballs a whole bunch until it's a sweet wavepool.

cannonball rally! let's get a wavepool going!

by JJJJJJJJJ January 1, 2006

foot cannon

refers to your foot when kicking someone way from you on the couch whether it be a household pet or a person.

- John used his foot cannon to push his sister from the couch; She was way too close.

by Hawkclan32 October 21, 2013

verbal cannonade

a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.

will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020