Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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Get the Cade mug.This dude has the fucking hugest cock ever I swear when it's in me it feels like it's gonna rip me apart. He's also so hot my name is Nick Chand and holly shit that dude is hot. Also if your with a dude named Caden he will absolutely destroy all your wholes.
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Get the Caden mug.A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she holds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed away from girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.
Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
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by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024
Get the Cadence mug.A child molecule, of which the alegradins are not flase. She molests unconsenting adults, and her full name is Cadence "Cady" McGroomer. Cadence is at a small child's reding level, so that's how she bonds with them before moleculing them. Has whipped and nae naed at girls named Holiday in the past, she cannot be stopped because her gargantuan booty doesn't allow her to. Her breakdancing shoulder gnome Whispers sweet nothings into her ear on a daily basis alongside bad ideas that she thinks are good ones.
Grill named Holiday:"Woah she is has a real big booty woogity"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
Me: "Yeah, she must be a Cadence"
Cadence: "darn tootin I am!"*whips and nae naes*
Me: "HOLIDAY NO‼️‼️‼️😭😭"
Holiday: *fuckin dies 💀💀*
Cadence: "OOH SHES A MINOR, GOTTA MOLECULE HER"
by OobertLover420 May 31, 2024
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