Colton

A pleasantly mediocre man who consumes lots of steel.

A: Man half my refridger is gone :(
Colton: 😋

by Professor Ballfart March 2, 2023

colomagrate

When you’re spun out on the American legal system and crack-cocaine in a Facebook shitposting group chat talking about what it’s like to be black in America and you need to create adversity where it doesn’t exist so you make up words to sound educated

Shuai: *rips a huge hit of rock off a broken stem*

Also Shuai: I’ve called the cops on each and every one of you. I’m tired of racism and paedophilia and how vvhite ppl will always colomagrate

Tyler: what does colomagrate mean? I’ve looked it up and can’t find the definition

Wyatt: lol gotemmm

by PawgPatrol🐶 March 7, 2023

Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him

Colton holland is the best boyfriend ever!

by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023

Colton's Father

It was a mistake a horrible mistake. I should have known better to get the milk, but instead I have wet the hole. In return I have spawned a true disgrace upon earth. I hope whoever sees this does not make the same mistake I did. The moral of the story is to always buy XL. DONT READ THIS COLTON.

I think I pulled a Colton's Father.

by Xenoblade March 23, 2023

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Coltofrainia

The feeling or need to excessively make the worst out of pocket jokes about a girl named Kayla dickriding on a boy named Colton

If this girl simply sends you a snap of her middle finger you would respond with "is that the finger he uses"

Or

If she says she's at a job orientation the logical response is "to be Colton's lap dancer"

Or

A simple "never be ashamed to dick ride coltie"

These are all said due to Coltofrainia

by LordyLover May 1, 2023

Colt

Colt. A young and attractive male known to live in creepy basements.

Have you seen COLT?
No, he’s probably with
Tal in the basement

by Somebodyhurtme May 10, 2023