by heyitzstani April 6, 2017
Get the lost and found childmug. The act of a large group of men cumming into a jar, then stirring the slew, afterwards dipping a dildo into the cum and putting it into a girl's vagina. Whichever person gets the girl pregnant pays child support.
Man 1: "Yo did you hear, the DNA results from our casual match of CSR came back."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
Man 2: "Oh shit man, who lost?"
Man 1, revealing himself as Maury: "When it comes to the game of Child Support Roulette...." He paused for dramatic effect. "YOU ARE THE FATHER!"
Man 2:"Yo fuck that."
Maury: "You lost fair and square, dawg."
by Smol Meme Account June 3, 2018
Get the Child Support Roulettemug. A condition that's developed as a child from too much (unfiltered fame) or not enough attention (neglect) that makes growing into an adult more difficult in the long term due to unevolved expectations or lack of proper guidance.
by PeachyPandamn August 19, 2022
Get the Child Star syndromemug. A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.
Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS
by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021
Get the Middle Child Syndromemug. Those who are enabled by capitalism to succeed not by virtue of their talents but by their willingness to follow established systems to get to the top of the food chain. In addition, willingness is not enough to be regarded as the system's favourite child; access to resources and information is essential too.
Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Basically, these people are considered followers as opposed to pioneers since capitalism doesn't really support creativity and diversity.
Capitalism will always honour its favourite children over those who are truly deserving.
You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.
Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.
We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
You can be the best and still not win, only capitalism's favourite children win.
Capitalism's favourite children are so out of touch with reality, they think poor people are lazy.
We are all measured up against a white man, that is capitalism's favourite child.
by Vasthoe June 12, 2022
Get the Capitalism's favourite childmug. it is dificult to define a 'spiggy mole child'. it can be one of many things.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
1. an insult, refering to someone as a 'spiggy mole child' is a way to call them a dirty reclusive kid.
2. a praise. it someone accomplishes something wonderfully sneaky you can use this phrase to praise them.
3. a term of endearment. 'aw my little spiggy mole child.'
it can always be used as a curse for example if you drop something.
Person 1: Dude? Did you just get with my girlfriend?
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
Person 2: yeah sorry man.
Person 1: YOU SPIGGY MOLE CHILD.
Person 3: You got with Jess? high-five you spiggy mole child!
by thisdudeiscool November 23, 2011
Get the spiggy mole childmug. Person 1: Wanna have a child?
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
Person 2: But what if my parents find out..
Person 1: Just say it was on July 10th because that was Have a child day!
by Hot Furry Sex UwU July 8, 2021
Get the Have a child daymug.