Baby Carter

Early seasons (mainly season one) John Carter from ER, when he was happy and innocent before he went through a lot of trauma

I miss Baby Carter

by DepressionBarbie August 2, 2023

to play the Cartney

Someone who plays the Cartney behaves in a very naive way. Consequently, this person is prone to be heathermillsed.

Paul was very naive when he didn't insist on a marriage contract. If he doesn't change, he will always be the poor bastard to play the Cartney.

by El Schmucko Grande February 8, 2010

Scott the Carter

The act of anal sex in the back of a compact Volkswagen.

After you Scott the Carter with a random stranger ... you took him to see sex and the city 2 at the drive-in theatre ... only to again, Scott the Carter.

by tr0llg0d February 25, 2011

busting a carton

When a man has a large cumshot and it appears as he spills a large amount of milk on her tits or face

Ohhhh he was busting a milk carton all over my perfect tits last night. (Busting a carton)

by saucydaddyfister333 May 13, 2016

Blowing the cartridge

Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.

Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.

by The Nicholas and the Cage December 29, 2016

house of carts

A group full of smart asses

The house of carts shit on ass

by Mandrew_Cooks_Zebras August 8, 2017