Cranjis Mcbasketball

A man who is small in stature and round like a potato who often has little emotions for people under 65.

hey yo buster! yo! toss me that Cranjis Mcbasketball. *chukles cutely* *rawr*

by Taylor_Bagel March 31, 2023

Crank dat

Turnin on the ole Coleman

Crank dat

by Nutsack to the Buttcrack April 22, 2023

Crank Stankers

When you spread a girls legs wide and push them behind her head the best you can in a sexual situation, then she farts.

I cranked her up and she stanked on me holmes, crank stankers!

by Bhazer May 17, 2023

cranko

A person who is just very cranky and is never in a happy mood

"That person is such a cranko"

by Spidermannn3466 July 6, 2023

Crank

(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.

Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank

by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023

Cranbrook Education Campus

A shit school with dickheads and twats

James: What school do you go to?

Oliver: Cranbrook education campus, why?

James: it’s fucking shite!

by Why do I choose this country August 28, 2023

Crankatwatamus

Cranky bitch. Miserable. Don’t want to be around.

Brittany? Who cares what she has to say. She’s a mega crankatwatamus bitch.

by Cebbin September 2, 2023