Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025

Smurgly burgly!

Something you say when you see a hot milf with big ass tits

person: SMURGLY BURGLY! Thats a hot milf, i want to lick her pussy in alphabetical order

Milf: Faggot what?

by Imanasshole123.com November 5, 2025

Turd Burglar

When you Dog eats the Cat shit out of the litterbox

Turd Burglar example:

My Dog ate the cat shit out of the litterbox after refusing to eat the food I made, which included the fucking $7 frozen salmon burger I cooked on the stove to mix in with the super expensive Dog food I bought from the specialty pet store! Turd Burgler!

by 1a4Chuck December 1, 2025

Turd Burglar

When your out walking your dog and your partner picks up your dogs freshly laid faeces.

"Oh look Buddy here comes Fiona the Turd Burglar to rob your shit"

by Aldo83 December 4, 2025

Bliss Burglar

Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.

Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.

Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because

There twats bruv LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025

bucket o' burl

full, crammed with food, stuffed.

I just ate 25 chicken wings and now I'm bucket o' burl!

by Jenana August 22, 2006