sports beer

a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all. Agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.

Hey Jason pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?

Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!

I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.

Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.

by epotts October 28, 2006

beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

root beer giver outer

One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.

I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

Beer Anus

A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.

"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"

by C. money February 5, 2006

Beer Scale

Open ended scale for determing the doability of someone. The standard unit of measurement is the 12 oz can. Other units are six-packs, cases, 1/4 kegs, and 1/2 kegs. Units can be positive or negative (negative beers are the number of beers someone else must consume to do you).

Did you see Dave face licking that chick at the Garber Semi-Formal. She was ten beers on the beer scale.

My girlfriend is so hot, she's a negative six-pack.

by agent deviant September 14, 2006

Beer wolf

One who wakes up in unfamilar surroundings with torn clothes, aching limbs, the taste of blood in the mouth and nightmarish flash-backs to terrible events of the previous evening.

Fuck me - Either I think I was attacked by the beer wolf or done that bird on the wrag last night.

by Pecker puffing gaymund September 26, 2008