douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

batters box

Pertaining to the theoretical world of sexual bases; batters box refers to the pre-first base status of no titillating action.

She has never fondled with another person before; she is still in the batters box.

by Jesse M. Garcia August 23, 2008

Dick n a box

a priceless gift to give your girl on any occasion.
Steps:
1. cut a hole in the box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box

dude: i need a gift for my girl
Friend: just pull the dick n a box she will love it.

by Leonidis June 21, 2008

Google Box

A personal computer, laptop, phone or any other device primarilyt used for searching the interweb.

Hey d'Artagnan, pass me the google box, I have to check the porn and stock quotes.

by davesigmachi December 21, 2008

tight box

A tight female vagina.

"I fucked maddi last night, she had a tight box!"

by Haydos.96 July 30, 2014

tongue jack fart box

the act of using your tongue to penetrate the anus of your partner during sexual foreplay

I want to tongue jack fart box

Matt: "Damn girl, I want to tongue jack your fart box!"

Jason: "She tongue jacked my fart box last night"

Raaaaaaandy: "Yes! I can tongue jack your fart box!"

by Brian, winona September 20, 2009

Blue Box

n. What a woman gets after becoming sexually excited, but not satisfied. The female equivalent to blue balls.

When I left to go watch the game at the bar with the guys, and abruptly stopped orally pleasuring my woman, she got a bad case of blue box.

by Phinneas Q. Butterworth July 23, 2008