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bleed

70's jive term for brother. Derived from blood = family. See Flying High the movie for an example.
"Sup Bleed?"
"Nuthin. Hangin low and lazy baby."
by Professor J January 20, 2006
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Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)
I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.
by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009
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Bleed

When the only way you communicate is through this channels, instead of asking me to talk directly face to face or on the phone. I need to speak out my truth cause I cannot keep it inside me anymore.

Why didn't you, his mentor, correct Arnold when, in your presence, he could have braken my nose the day before?
Why didn't you correct him when he pushed me and threw me to the floor and grabbed my hair?
I can imagine the shock you were experiencing, yes. Another fucking lust image that was never intentioned.

Couldn't you see I was also in shock, like you, and I didn't know how to react except run away and laugh? Never in my life have seen myself in this situation before....
Until this moment I didn't thought that an innocent crush could go so far.

Extra full attention and boundaries are gonna be my measures, with common sense and softness, and wishing for holidays to arrive to leave space.
Bleed is when the day had it's up and downs, but finished with the worst scenario ever. We need to talk about how to resolve Arnold's needs and probably also your needs to stop using this channel
by Ayuryari December 11, 2021
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Blind

(verb) When somebody is looking at you...you grab your crotch and say "Blind!"
when somebody has their back turned to you,...you grab your crotch(Michael Jackson style) and you say "do you want the rest of this?" and when the other person turns around they catch the Blind!
by dcorelone May 2, 2006
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Shit or Go Blind

A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...

Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
by road decay September 5, 2008
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blind duck

Jizz in her eyes, and jizz on her feet, so she has webbed feet and is blind.
I gave her the worst blind duck ever. She couldn't even see in the morning.
by Scott Lieb November 8, 2008
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blind pig

A card play in the game of Euchre, when called before the hand is delt, gives the caller the right to the next 100 wins if gone alone and achieves it.
Im going blind pig! laydown loaner.....I just won the next 100 hands automatically...game over.
by andis311 December 10, 2011
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