beaver leaver

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a beaver leaver ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by the pooter tooter November 13, 2011

Bazzy budda beaver

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im gay as a bazzy budda beaver

by bazzy budda beaver November 22, 2021

choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam

the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again

by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009

jaquavious beaver

jaquavious beaver would indeed beat lance in a 1v1

he winning jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 30, 2022

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022

beaver toggles

Methamphetamine.
The sharper the teeth, the most pure, concentrated, prime supply of premium fuckin' shards.

Hey, you there! Come down from the high-lonesome. Is it true that it gets lonely up there hunting for beaver toggles.

by JJohnson07 May 8, 2023

Beaver Blowjob

The act of getting your meat stick scraped by nothing but the front teeth.

That nerdy bitch Krista in the office gave me a beaver blowjob last night and my knobgoblin is covered in scabs.

by Taste the ROE July 29, 2022