When a woman promises sex after drinks, activity, or chores and then says “I’m tired, I’m too drunk, I’m not feeling it”
The old lady said I could hit it after watching hope floats but then said she tired. She beaver bluffed me.
by RLRuk May 10, 2025
The Flying Beaver is a sexual act, performed when the male partner thrusts his nose between the vagina flaps of the female partner while eating her out in the "69" position. He proceeds to bite down on the females pubic hair and pull whilst grabbing the flaps of the vagina with his hands and flapping them as if to simulate a bird flapping its wings. For added pleasure this may be done while the girl is hanging from the ceiling upside down in a sex swing.
The other day I was peacefully sitting on my porch swing when John flipped me around and gave me The Flying Beaver; though I was stunned and quite mad, I could not make him stop because it felt so good!
by The snowdragon king December 28, 2018
Vagisil for a hairy twat
by redxraider February 13, 2015
Jay: What do beavers have to do with anything?
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
Gloria: The beavers, they build their dams all over the country, so there's no floods, it's the beaverization of America
by CapybaraSupremacy February 04, 2022
Referring to a man's erect penis
by Gabie Baby March 24, 2018
It’s basically where a big beaver penetrates your ass with his tail and sometimes includes his beaver penis while the big boy rapes the hell out of your ass until it widens enough to make you shit all over the place
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS
by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023
1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.
Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.
Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!
by ebbie479 August 12, 2010