Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Bappletism

Your partner will partake in drinking a Busch light apple. In the process, you will take the drink out of their hand and pour it over their anus, while penetrating it at the same time. After you’re done pouring it out, you will begin to eat their anus until the taste begins to turn sour.

Schuyler is getting his first Bappletism this Saturday!

by Fiaschi36 May 17, 2025

BAPN

abbreviation for "Bitch Ass Pussy Nigga"
more elaborate version of ban "bitch ass nigga"

dequan you a bapn.

by laskdjhf June 27, 2025

baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything

Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats

by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025

bapanada

a buglang word said by Iselda, presumably meaning "welcome".

*sigh* Bapanada.

by dualdigr September 3, 2025

Bapshibumler

One who behaves like a bapshibum, performing actions commonly done by a bapshibum or bapshler.

He was clearly a bapshibumler.

by hervushhhh September 26, 2025