August 22nd

National sneak out day

Sister:What are you doing?
Me:I’m sneaking out, it’s august 22nd!

by NotRose🌹 August 22, 2022

August 23rd

National send your boyfriend seggsy pics day. (Much worth it)

“Dude!! It’s August 23rd !! My girl is gonna send some fire pictures”

by Supreme69sexy August 23, 2022

august 29th

give Ben head day

‘what day is it today Ben?’
‘it’s august 29th’
‘alright whip it out’

by eyheheh August 29, 2022

Augusty

just August, a cool dude who loves bananas, has a really cool part of him; being Augusty.

oh august, your so... AUGUSTY!!!

by Moldy Alien December 9, 2022

Autistic Beaner

A really stupid Latino person that only munches on tacos,burritos,chimichangas,takis, pão de queijo, an absurd amount of beans , drinks carona,smokes weed 25/8 and eachothers stubby chodes. They also like to rep their homosexual, retarded gangs and always end or start their sentences with "ese" and stand outside their porches with their beanies over their eyes they are called beaners.

Look at that Autistic Beaner
That beaner is munching on an absurd amount of tacos
That Latino is very much a beaner
I fucking hate beaners
Beaners always rob me
Hey stop eating that burrito you beaner
Hey beaner go back to where you came from
Hey that Brazilian is a Beaner
Hey that Mexican is a Beaner
Hey that Columbian is a Beaner

Hey that Venezuelan is a Beaner
Hey That Ecuadorian is a Beaner
Hey That Dominican is a Beaner
Hey that el Salvadoran is a Beaner

I hate my own kind beaners

Im a beaner btw :)

by xXBeanerSlayerXx January 16, 2023

august 3rd

National call out the people who talk shit behind peoples backs day!

"Its August 3rd!"
"So."
"We get to expose everyone we know who's chatting shit"

by sdbtlg January 24, 2023