alaska

way tha fuck out in tha middle of nowhere. its part of the united states, but everyone forgets about it.

man, take a trip to alaska and never come back.

alaska by Just Like Campbells...MmMm Good June 21, 2003

alaskan flounder basket

the alaskan flounder basket is when you take a giant shit in her mouth then she gives you a blow job then doing her in the asshole

1.take a dump in her mouth
2.have her give you a blowjob
3.DO HER IN THE ASS!!!
THATS THE ALASKAN FLOUNDER BASKET BITCH!!!!

alaskan flounder basket by MR.J-FAL April 19, 2009

Alaskian Iceberg

First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her

Dude last night i pulled the alaskian iceberg on this drunk girl i brought home.

Alaskian Iceberg by Ryan Tharp June 11, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline 

An Alaskan Pipeline occurs when a homosexual male takes a shit in some saran wrap, wraps it up and freezes it to a solid and hard form, then sticks it in his mates ass as a substitute for a dildo or penis.

(Ben and Lee are mates)
Ben- Hey Lee, so.. you want to...
Lee- Sure, im ready. I just don't want to get any STDS.
Ben- Well, did you bring your dildo?
Lee- No, I thought you would have yours. What else could we use?
Ben- I can make an Alaskan Pipeline.
Lee- Good idea.

Alaskan Pipeline by James T. January 29, 2007

Alaskan Corn Dog 

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.

After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog

Alaskan Corn Dog by Xorak April 22, 2008

Alaskan 

Residents of the 49th state of the United States. Alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see Russia from their backyard. Separated from the lower 48 and bordering Canada, Alaskans are really like the Canadian bastard stepchildren we adopted.

You know, Alaskans are really pretty much just adopted Canadians... aye.

Alaskan by UWDT February 19, 2009

alaskan paintjob 

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg

a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

alaskan paintjob by the cooler85 May 13, 2011