Anal Eruption

The violent result of a failed attempt to hold on to your shit for that little bit longer.

1)"did you hear? dave anally erupted on barrys face...."
"ohhh poor him"

2)My Anal Eruption caused continental shift.

by CaptainYellowShirt August 28, 2007

Anal Eater

Of or pertaining to one who eats from the anus. In most cases the object being eaten is the waste, to be an "anal eater" you must frequently eat anus and have developed a liking to the taste.

Dude: Hey bra my girl and I were participating in a rim job last night and i got some of her shit in my mouth, the weird part is that it actually tasted good!

Bra: Fuck dude! Your such an anal eater! I gotta try that sometime

by analight January 18, 2010

anal poisoning

A fictitious ailment from sycophancy; popularized and probably coined by Rush Limbaugh.

"The slobbering... this guy... Folks I'm telling you, he, if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it."

by Dorical May 16, 2009

anal glands

little balls in a dogs ass that you need to pop. When you pop then shit goes shooting out

can you pop my dogs anal glands.

by goolis heniner February 9, 2012

anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

anal-muncher

Someone who licks the outer and occasionally the inner area of the ass of someone else.

"That was some great anal-munchin' eh George?!"

by Shannon May 13, 2005

super anal

A sex act between a man and woman in which the man penetrates the woman anally after a vibrator penetrates the vagina while set on its highest setting. The man will feel the vibration, which is the source of the superlative.

For my birthday, my girlfriend treated me to super anal--it was amazing.

by Kabong!!! November 9, 2015