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American High School

Pretty much the chillest school in the Fremont Unified School District.
Jim is a chill person because he went to American High School. Too bad he works at 7-Eleven now.
by pindian May 7, 2011
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America

A crazy country, which would be in deep shit without their precious Oil. Home of the quote "Conquerers", who destroyed many of our world, and caused many Terrorism in the Middle East. Also, where a filthy President, George Bush, took Office. Home to the Dirty damned Nuclear Bombs, that would be caused to destroy the entire world, if let off.

A beautiful countryside, though.
Wow, I just let off a Nuclear bomb from America to Russia! I can't wait to die!

OMG!!! I just laughed at a Frenchman, because we "saved their asses" in WWII, but I "Americanly" forgot that the French saved our asses in the Revolutionary War!

We don't think that, because we're to scared to show our weakness in front of the Frenchies!

Hey, what a nice Countryside.
by LOCAL LOCO August 20, 2008
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American Airlines

One of America's "legacy carriers" and the largest airline in the world by passenger-revenue-miles. Headquartered in Forth Worth, Texas. CEO is Gerald Arpey. Has hubs in Dallas-Ft. Worth, Chicago, Miami, Los Angeles, New York and Boston.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 5, 2007
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America's next top model

Another lame reality show in which whiny, unattractive, anorexic, drama queens compete with each other to be America's Next Top Model....for the few months. They constantly bitch and complain about what they have to do for photo shoots and frequently fight amongst themselves for no reason at all. In addition, very few of these girls are even attractive. Ironically the few cute girls on the show are always the ones that get kicked off.

The winner of ANTM never really actually becomes a "top model", they get some publicity for a few months, then they quickly fade into oblivion.
Q: Wow another season of America's next top model, whatever happened to whats her name who won last season?
A: She's a fat coke head now

Again, the cutest girl left on ANTM got kicked off last night; I guess she wasn't skinny enough.

Last night on ANTM, two girls were fighting over a Saltine and one ended up having a nervous breakdown.
by CJE December 25, 2007
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American Football

A game where a 300+ lb guy (no not all of them) can run a 4.4 40 hit and kill anybody stupid enough not to wear pads.

It's no better than rugby, defianately no worse. It's totally different is all. Footbally players hit harder mainly because they are on average bigger faster stronger and meaner than those in any other impact sport.

We played american football in germany, taught some of the locals how to play and by the end of the day they were a wreck and realized why pads are needed, in American football.

We educated them, most euros are too enamored with themselves to learn. They'd rather assume everything.

..I will grant all the breaks are boring, even to me as a rabid football fan.
And to the aussies calling american football players and fans fat and such. I'd like to congratulae your nation on surpassing the USofA in fatassedness. You are now #1 at something.

Kudos to you.
by donLk October 2, 2005
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american idol

A stupid show that idiots try out for because their life sucks. The judges are complete dolts who think they know everything and all the "competition winners" always look the same and sound the same. (Their careers last about 2 weeks).

A make-money-fast idea that is dragging on while it can.
"Oh, no... yet ANOTHER American Idol..."
by Anna July 16, 2004
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American Idol President

A presidential candidate who gains popular support through the masses by way of tapping into the collective conscious of American voters and thus turning an otherwise drab and status-quo election year and reducing it to a televised highschoolesque popularity contest.
American Idol President,Barack Obama, Arnold "Zah Govahnator" Schwartzenneger
by Jay Sherman (AKa The Critic) January 29, 2009
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