abstinence

1) A vow of no sex untill you are married. Usually only losers who beleive in god uphold this vow.

2) People who, dont understand/cant appriciate/are afraid of, sex are the ones who beleive in this.

look at that babe, such a waste for her to beleive in abstinence

by Theribus September 29, 2005

Absent Father

Prominent figure in an African American home

The truth about Jamal is he had an Absent Father

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

absurdity

Any belief or opinion that disagrees with one's own.

Global warming is a complete absurdity.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

absure

To be absolutely sure of a fact (often found on the internet).

I'm absure that we can't fit five elephants in this mini.

by avengerpenguin August 3, 2004

absofruitly

-adjective

1. When someone is undoubtedly homosexual.

2. The way gay men express affirmative approval.

Oh... my.. GAGA! Those those shoes are absofruitly cute!

by brentus maximus July 26, 2010

Absofrigginlutely

emphasis on acceptance

This word is from Sex and the City spoken by none other than Mr. Big himself

Carrie asks Mr. Big if he wants to come upstairs and he says "Absofrigginlutely"

by Carrie Bradshaw May 13, 2005