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HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.
Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.
by johnnybrasco January 7, 2022
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Ghetto High five

A group, regardless of ethnicity, in any given Ghetto, containing @ least 5 but no more than 8. The group must all be acting a fool, and it's Root cause MUST be drug Related.
"Pay No attention to that Ghetto High Five.., they're all f'd Up"
by $/b's October 29, 2011
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Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.
Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.
by BobbyBobby January 9, 2012
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Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
by ?uestion July 2, 2011
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civil high five

Have breakup sex to end the relationship on a good note
Lets just have a civil high five and be done with it
by Irunredlights January 22, 2016
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Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.
Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!
by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019
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five-third minute

The five-third minute is a common unit of time used in physics and engineering that is equivalent to 100 seconds. It was adopted due to its accordance with the SI (metric) units and prefixes, which are based on powers of ten.
For t = 20.0, what is the average magnetic flux density through the cylinder of the generator? (the five-third minute is the implied unit of time because it is a physical application).
by Samuldran Sheth January 26, 2005
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